How to Kill Your Restaurant Business Fast - Four Eulogies

Why did the downtown restaurant close?fast. The food was mediocre and the serving
The downtown restaurant opened about a yearstaff either failed to recognize the inconvenience
earlier. I wasn't surprised that it closed. I wasor made excuses when we pointed out the short
surprised that it stayed open so long. It wascomings.
around the corner from my office. I walked pastSo why did the downtown restaurant fail? I
it every time I visited the restaurant next door -suspect that the restaurant owners followed a
about once a week.marketing strategy of hope. Hope is an admirable
Have you ever watched a restaurant open andpersonal quality. It is a lousy marketing strategy.
then watch it slowly starve to death? Have youI never visited this restaurant because it did not
ever wondered why they failed? Or did you knowlook inviting. I walked past at lunch time on a
what they were doing wrong? Maybe you evensnowy day and the sidewalk wasn't cleaned. It
offered constructive feedback to the staff andlooked uninviting.
owners only to get a nasty look in return. We canIt had floor-to-ceiling sized windows across the
see the self-destruction - while the owners seemfront - but it always looked dark inside - as if the
to be oblivious.lights weren't on. I was never sure about the
Why is that? Because we see it from thecuisine although it hinted at Italian - which is my
perspective of a customer. The owners arefavorite. It never looked busy, and oftentimes
engulfed in their emotional world of "It's mine - itlooked closed. It lacked music that might have
must be beautiful". And maybe they keep tellingsuggested excitement to invite folks in. I saw
themselves, "Hey, I spent a lot of money fixingnothing that looked like a grand opening. I saw
up this place - people just have to see it my waynothing special going on. Although my office was
- eventually".just around the corner, I never saw an
What business are you in?announcement or invitation. I never saw anyone
One of the biggest mistakes that restaurantstanding outside to welcome passers-by from the
owners make is to believe that they are in themain street of town.
food business. Big mistake! Grocery stores are inImagine if they had done something just a little
the food business. Restaurants are in thedifferent to create excitement. Imagine if they
experience business. The experience at McDonaldshad put balloons outside, hired dancers, held free
is very different from that at Boston Pizza fromdraws, sponsored a charity event, knocked on
TGI Fridays from Ruth's Chris Steak House. Yetdoors, offered coupons, distributed menus, invited
they are all in the same business - just differentservice clubs to meet... something.
segments of it.Well, too bad that it closed; I was thinking that I
Why do restaurants fail? It's usually not the food.might check it out one time. The food might have
Here are three more restaurant failures that Ibeen superb. But restaurants are not in the food
witnessed recently in our neighborhood.business. They are in the experience business.
There was the Middle Eastern restaurant thatThey failed to invite me in, which is the first part
offered Shwarma in a setting that looked moreof the experience.
like a Burger King than a Middle EasternThis downtown restaurant failed in early 2006 -
décor. A big disconnect. And even thoughlong before the current turbulent times. You can
I lived only three blocks away I never received aimagine that the business owners probably blamed
flyer from them. They seemed reluctant tothe market, the location or luck instead of their
advertise.own lack of marketing. Those business lessons
Joe's Dinner seemed like a welcome change. Theyare even more important today. Many businesses
advertised in the paper, on lamp posts and signwill fail over the next few years and the owners
boards. Lots of promotion. However, after threewill blame the "market" instead of being
breakfast visits I swore never to return becauseresponsible for their own success or failure.
the service was very slow and the serversThey had a good location and the economy was
unfriendly. The young girls were clearly untrainedgood yet they still failed. Location is not the
and they seemed more interested in chatting withpanacea. Luck comes if you do enough of the
their friends than serving customers. Often threeright things. Business will fail in good and bad
of the staff chatted openly at the bar.economies. Only the excuses will change.
I looked forward to the opening of the newLearn from the lessons of these failed
English pub. The décor was impressive.restaurants. I recently spent over $100 on dinner
The owners clearly invested a lot of money. Lotsfor two at a fine dinning restaurant. The service
of wood, a dance floor and it was small enoughwas fabulous. We would go again. Be very clear
to be cozy. After one breakfast visit, one lunchon the experience you must deliver. If you run a
and two dinner explorations they were writtenrestaraunt you are not in the food business.
off my list. The service made the glaciers look